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Christmas

Put the Bah Humbuggery into Christmas with a rude Christmas card from Smutty Cards.  From a straight talking Merry Fucking Christmas to a retro photograph with a funny phrase.  Vimrod and other cartoon Christmas cards.  Banksy Kissing Coppers Christmas card. Camp retro Christmas cards by Lip.

Cynical Supermarket Christmas

J.Lewisbury's Cynical Supermarket Christmas Greetings You've seen the TV ads for the supermarkets. ..

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Dull Christmas

 May your Christmas be every bit as dull as you are. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a festi..

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Erhmagerd Cursmas Cerd

Erhmagerd Cursmas Cerd A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a festive red envelope at no extra co..

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Ex Robin

Ex Robin. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a festive red envelope at no extra cost! Cellowra..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Fuck - Belated Christmas Card

Fuck - Belated Christmas Card To be purchased by men who forget that Christmas day falls on 25th De..

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Fuck Christmas

Fuck Christmas  7 x 5"  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Morri..

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Fucking Chimney

Santa says:  Sweep your fucking chimney! 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a festive red envelope a..

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Gives A Toss

Gives A Toss 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Morri..

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Hairy Balls

Hairy Balls5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausage..

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Hairy Cock Christmas

Hairy Cock Christmas5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Happy Fucking Whatever

Happy Fucking Whatever Greetings Card Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6\" Cellowrapped. &nbs..

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Have A Clappy Chlistmas

Have A Clappy Chlistmas A Rucky Cat Christmas Gleeting Card. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped. Su..

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Have A Crap Christmas

Have A Crap Christmas 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a festive red envelope at no extra cost! C..

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Jesus Tree

It's Christmas, so let's chop down a tree for Jesus. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a festive re..

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Jihaddy Christmas

Jihaddy Christmas A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Supplied with a festive red envelope at no extra cost! ..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Jimmy Savile's Merry Jingle Jangle

 Jimmy Saveloy's Merry Jingle Jangle. An offensive Christmas card featuring the (thankfully de..

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LONE

Lone - a not Noel cardNot to be given to dyslexics*.  This is obviously designed for the people..

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Me And My Pussy

Me And My Pussy 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dean Mo..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Melly Chlistmas Ranker

Melly Chlistmas Ranker Rucky Cats. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mouth Card..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Melly Chlistmas You Plick

Melly Chlistmas You Plick Rucky Cats. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty Mo..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

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