Bring Them In - Paulio Myelitis - Scratch Card
- Brand: Potty Mouth Cards
- Product Code: PXC1
- Availability: In Stock
Bring Them In This Christmas
At long last Paulio Myelitis* has made it onto a card.
Our stoic Lithuanian orphan travelled to the Stelvio Pass to 'expire' in a snowdrift**
NOW, WE'VE ADDED A TWIST TO THIS.
IT'S A SCRATCH CARD WITH A 50/50 CHANCE OF GETTING A PLAIN, BORING SNOWDRIFT COMPLETELY DEVOID OF PAULIO***
There's a cynical money grabbing catch to this. Buy two and you WILL get a genuine 'dead' Paulio card.
Supplied with a festive red envelope at no extra cost!
Publisher: Potty Mouth Cards
* He has his own Facebook page.
** FAO social justice warriors and other basket cases. No reborn dolls were harmed in the making of this card. Please direct all complaints to your psychiatrist.
*** He isn't a real baby, it is a PLASTIC DOLL.
|Flat||Flat as a pancake.|