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Bring Them In - Paulio Myelitis - Scratch Card

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Bring Them In This Christmas

At long last Paulio Myelitis* has made it onto a card.

Our stoic Lithuanian orphan travelled to the Stelvio Pass to 'expire' in a snowdrift**

NOW, WE'VE ADDED A TWIST TO THIS.
IT'S A SCRATCH CARD WITH A 50/50 CHANCE OF GETTING A PLAIN, BORING SNOWDRIFT COMPLETELY DEVOID OF PAULIO***
There's a cynical money grabbing catch to this.  Buy two and you WILL get a genuine 'dead' Paulio card.


A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6 inches

Supplied with a festive red envelope at no extra cost!

Cellowrapped.

Publisher:  Potty Mouth Cards

* He has his own Facebook page.
** FAO social justice warriors and other basket cases.  No reborn dolls were harmed in the making of this card. Please direct all complaints to your psychiatrist.
*** He isn't a real baby, it is a PLASTIC DOLL.

Flat
Flat Flat as a pancake.

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