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Ode To The Hole

An ode to the hole That never heals. The more you touch it The better it feels. You can rub it ..

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Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind

Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind Multi-purpose giant leaving / sympathy / get well / new job card A4 /..

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Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind

Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind Multi-purpose giant leaving / sympathy / get well / new job card A6 /..

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One Erection

One Erection The card for every adult that is sick to the back teeth listening to their daughter dr..

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Out Of My Arse

Out Of My ArseBubbles. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  ..

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Pass Us a Hankie

 Roses are stupid  Violets are wanky  Ooh I’ve just come  So pass us a hankie 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10c..

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PCUK

 PCUK - Abandon all fun - those that live here. 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrapped. Publi..

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Pimples

Pimples A poorly Meerkat covered from head to toe with weeping sores, boils, pimples and spots. 5 ..

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Politically Correct Card

A totally blank Politically Correct greetings card. Almost guaranteed not to upset the most right o..

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Politically Incorrect & Proud

Politically Incorrect & Proud   4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrapped. Published by Pottymo..

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Porn Button

Porn ButtonBubbles. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dea..

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Practice Safe Sex - Condom Card

Practice Safe Sex - Condom CardContains one PUNCTURED and probably OUT OF DATE condom - NOT TO BE US..

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Prosecco - Fuck

Prosecco - FuckProsheepo RangeA6 / 6 x 4\\\" / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped.Publishe..

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Prosecco - Life Is Too Short

Prosecco - Life Is Too ShortProsheepo RangeA6 / 6 x 4\\\" / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wra..

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Prosecco - Oh no!

Prosecco - Oh no!Prosheepo RangeA6 / 6 x 4\\\" / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped.Publis..

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Prosecco - Shitfaced Sluts

Prosecco - Shitfaced SlutsProsheepo RangeA6 / 6 x 4\\\" / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapp..

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Prosecco Prostitute

Prosecco ProstituteProsheepo RangeA6 / 6 x 4\\\" / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped.Publ..

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Prosecco Puke

Prosecco PukeProsheepo RangeA6 / 6 x 4\\\" / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped.Publisher:..

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Put What In Your Mouth

Put What In Your MouthBubbles. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher..

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Queer

Queer Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellophan..

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