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Lift Up Your Shirt

Roses are awful Violets are the shits Lift up your shirt And show us your tits 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10..

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Little Prick

Little PrickMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. P..

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Looking For More

 Our sex life is shitty  I’m looking for more.  So sorry to say  I’ve hired a whore  6 x 4"  / 1..

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Love A Blowjob

Love A BlowjobBubbles. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  ..

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Lovely Tits

Lovely Tits5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausage..

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Luck

LuckSentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Potty..

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Lucky Leprechaun Pubes Card

Seavus O'Hare's  - Lucky Leprechaun Pubes Card Contains a cellophane bag with a pinch of appropriat..

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Male Chastity Belt

Male Chastity Belt. The ideal card for the bloke that can't keep it in his trousers. 4 x 6" / 10 x..

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May The Farce

May The Farce Be With You  Demotivational range. 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrapped. Red..

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Men are From Mars

 Men are from Mars  Women from Venus  You lick my pussy  And I’ll suck your p..

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Metropolitan Framing

Metropolitan Framing Established 1829 We can frame anything from Plebs to Whips. Andrew Mitchell ..

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Mewling Quim

Mewling QuimSentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publishe..

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Military Mini Willy Warmer

Military Mini Willy WarmerStandard issue to the RAF regiment, optional for RAF, Army and NavyContain..

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Minge Cringe

Minge CringeA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &nbs..

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Minge Twinge

Minge TwingeA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: &nbs..

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Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, Mirror5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausa..

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Mis Les ~ Miserable Lesbians

Mis Les Miserable Lesbians Absolutely nothing to do with any similarly named stageplay or film. B..

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Mister Fister

Mister Fister Greetings Card Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped.  A PottyMouth ..

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Moist

Moist Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellophan..

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Most Excellent Lucky Pubes Card

Most Excellent Lucky Pubes Card Contains a cellophane bag with a pinch of appropriately coloured fa..

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