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Handmade Shit Card

Handmade Shit CardReal genuine handmade letterpressy goodness with a hand applied machine made 'hand..

£2.79 Ex Tax: £2.79

Have You Eaten All Of The Pies?

Have You Eaten All Of The Pies?Fat, not pregnant card.A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. ..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Hotter Than

You're hotter than my daughter. 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Cellophane wrapped...

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Hump

Hump Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellophane..

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I Fucking Love You

I Fucking Love YouA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cmBlank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: ..

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I Hate Comic Sans

I Hate Comic Sans The card for the arty-farty designer.   5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   C..

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I Have A Gun

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside...

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I Have Herpes

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  I have herpes  And so do you 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside..

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I Love Comic Sans

I Love Comic Sans The card for the arty-farty designer.   5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   C..

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I Love Your Legs

 Roses are red  Pickles are green  I love your legs  And what’s in between  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

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I Want Your Cock

I Want Your Cock 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher:  P..

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I Want Your Pussy

I Want Your Pussy  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher: ..

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Internet Porn And Cat Pictures

Internet Porn And Cat PicturesFabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. ..

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Irish Mini Willy Warmer

Irish Mini Willy WarmerSeavus O'Hare's magical miniature willy warmer.  For the Leprechaun cock..

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Jigsaw

JigsawLook, it's a jigsaw of a jigsaw.It might appeal to a handyman with a love of jigsaw puzzles.I ..

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Jimmy Savile's Merry Jingle Jangle

 Jimmy Saveloy's Merry Jingle Jangle. An offensive Christmas card featuring the (thankfully de..

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Kind People

Be unkind to the kind people....  Demotivational range. 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrappe..

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Knickers Get Wet

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  My knickers get wet  Just thinking of you 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

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Knob

Knob Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellophane..

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Lift Up Your Shirt

Roses are awful Violets are the shits Lift up your shirt And show us your tits 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10..

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