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Generic Sister Birthday

Generic Sister Birthday Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped.  A  Smutty..

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Get On Your Knees

 Roses are red  Pansies are gold  Now get on your knees  And do as you’re told 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10..

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Get Well

Get WellSentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: P..

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Ginger Minge Pubes Card

Flamecrotch's Genuine Ginger Minge Pubes Card Contains a cellophane bag with a pinch of appropriate..

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Ginger Nuts - Mini Willy Warmer

Ginger Nuts - Mini Willy WarmerContains one unrolled mini willy warmer.Packed inside an A6 / 6 x 4 /..

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God Bless You My Son

God Bless You My Son 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrapped. Published by Pottymouth Cards B..

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Gofuckanorse

Gofuckanorse - a tradtional Gloucestershire term of endearment. Allegedly. Blank Inside. A6 / 10 ..

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Grateful Fart

Start each day with a grateful fart.  Demotivational range. 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellopha..

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Greggnancy

Congratulations on your Greggnancy, you fat fuck.A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cello..

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Gusset

Gusset Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellopha..

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Halitosis

HalitosisAah, Mr Itosis...Medical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane..

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Handmade Shit Card

Handmade Shit CardReal genuine handmade letterpressy goodness with a hand applied machine made 'hand..

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Have You Eaten All Of The Pies?

Have You Eaten All Of The Pies?Fat, not pregnant card.A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. ..

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Hotter Than

You're hotter than my daughter. 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Cellophane wrapped...

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Hump

Hump Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellophane..

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I Fucking Love You

I Fucking Love YouA6 / 6 x 4 inch  / 15 x 10cmBlank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: ..

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I Hate Comic Sans

I Hate Comic Sans The card for the arty-farty designer.   5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   C..

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I Have A Gun

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside...

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I Have Herpes

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  I have herpes  And so do you 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside..

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I Heart Anal Card With Badge

I Heart Anal Card With Badge25mm / 1" badge.Approx 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrapped for f..

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