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Cheap Valentine Card

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  Here’s a cheap card  Now let me fuck you  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

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Chickens Are Fowl

 Roses are red  Violets are finer  Chickens are fowl  Just like your vagina 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

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Chloroform

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Ce..

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Chocolate Muffin

Chocolate Muffin   5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Cellophane wrapped to increase our carbon footprint. Publi..

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Christmas

ChristmasSentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: ..

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Cock This Big

Cock This BigBubbles. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  D..

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Come

Come Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellophane..

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Congealed Entrance

Congealed Entrance A6 / 6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Potty M..

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Cretin

CretinSentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Pot..

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Cretin Scratch Card

Cretin Scratch CardRemove the scratch off circle to reveal absolutely fuck all.A6 /  6 x 4 / 15..

£2.29 Ex Tax: £2.29

Cu..Cu..Cu..Cupcake

Cu..Cu..Cu..Cupcake   5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Cellophane wrapped to increase our carbon footprint. Pu..

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Cunt Cure

There Is No Cure For Being A CuntMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.Cello..

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Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up

Cup Of Shut The Fuck UpFabulous. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publish..

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Cyril Smith

 A tribute to Cyril Smith. The Liberal Democrats. The party of in. In little boys.  4 x 6" / 10 ..

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Dad - Proper Twat

Dad - You Are A Proper Twat An everyday dad card, perfect for birthdays, Christmas and, of course, ..

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Dead

DeadSentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Potty..

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Discharge

Discharge Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cello..

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Discount Booze

Discount BoozeBubbles. 7 x 5 / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  ..

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Divorce

DivorceSentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Po..

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Don't Believe

Don't Believe  Demotivational range. 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrapped. Red envelope. ..

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