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Suck Me

Suck Me 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Red Range. Publisher:  Potty Mout..

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Supremely Sheeple

Supremely Sheeple A card for dedicated followers of fashion (and fucking idiots)A6 / 6 x 4 inch..

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Swamp Breath

Swamp BreathMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. P..

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Sympathy

SympathySentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: P..

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Table For Two

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  Vodka costs less  Than a table for two 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Bl..

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Terrible Smell

There once was a young girl named Mel, Who had a most terrible smell. She laid on her back, And o..

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That's Illegal

You're almost as beautful as my sister. But that's illegal 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Sil..

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The Only Way Is

The Only Way Is (Up Yours)  4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrapped. Published by Pottymo..

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Thinking Of You

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  When I shagged you mum  I was thinking of you 6 x 4"  / 15 x 1..

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Thrust

Thrust Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellopha..

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Total Tosser

Total TosserA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. ..

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Trump - Fuck Your Birthday

Trump - Fuck Your Birthday5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped to increase our carb..

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Trump - Says Fuck You

Trump - Says Fuck YouThe Donald doesn't like you.  Nor does anyone else.5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Bla..

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Turd Burglar

Turd Burglar Another illustration curled out by Vern 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Celloph..

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Unhappy Thoughts

Think Unhappy Thoughts Demotivational range. 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrapped. Red env..

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Unicorn Lucky Pubes Card

 My little Uniporn / Unicorn - Lucky Pubes Card Contains a cellophane bag with a pinch of appropria..

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Unloved

  Have you any idea how unloved you are? Demotivational range. 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cell..

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Useless - Mini Willy Knitted Condom

Useless - Mini Willy Knitted CondomIs there an irritating cunt, or a cunt that needs irritating in y..

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Very Few

 I hope you know that very few people love you. Demotivational range. 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6..

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Wankers Cramp

Wankers CrampA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Potty M..

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