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Soppy Cunt

Soppy CuntValentine or birthday. Wedding or engagement?Probably a bit crap for a sympathy card. 6 x..

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Speshul Frend

Speshul Frend Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6\" Cellowrapped.  A PottyMouth exclusive...

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Spivvie's Atomic Condom

Spivvie's Atomic Condom Contains one glow in the dark condom which isn't at all radioactive.If your..

£2.80 Ex Tax: £2.80

Spivvie's Dry Fanny Lube

Spivvie's Dry Fanny Lube Contains one sachet of lube. 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 May contain small p..

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Spivvie's Fat Remover

Spivvie's Fat Remover No, it isn't fat removal cream. It is a strip of coarse sandpaper. 4 x 6" /..

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Spivvie's Fukitol Stress Pill

Spivvie's Fukitol Stress Pill No, it isn't a stress pill.  It's a dummy capsule which contains..

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Spivvie's Ginger Hair Remover

Spivvie's Ginger Hair Remover No, it isn't hair removal cream (Yes, someone once complained) It is ..

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Spivvie's Penis Enlarger

Spivvie's Penis Enlarger It's a credit card sized flat magnifying glass if you must know. 4 x 6" /..

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Spivvie's Small Pecker Condoms

Spivvie's Small Pecker Condoms A packet of three tiny, eeny weeny condoms. 4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6..

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Spivvie's Wrinkle Remover

Spivvie's Wrinkle Remover No, it isn't wrinkle removal cream. It is a strip of coarse sandpaper. ..

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Spread Your Legs

 Roses are red  Lemons are sour  Spread your legs  And give me an hour 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blan..

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Squirt

Squirt Lexicon - A range of completely clean cards. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Blank inside.   Cellopha..

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Star Turds

Star Turds.... Boldly going where no turds have trodden before. 5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Left Blank ins..

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Steak & BlowJob Day - Scratch Card

Steak & BlowJob Day - Scratch CardAll have happy endings, one is happier than the others!* This ..

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Steak & Blowjob Day Card

Steak & Blowjob Celebrate March 14th ( Steak & Blowjob Day) in style with a card 6 x 4" &n..

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Stereotypical Brother Birthday Card

Stereotypical Brother Birthday Card Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped.  A&..

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Stereotypical Dad Birthday Card

Stereotypical Dad Birthday Card Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped.  A ..

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Straight Outta Your Balls

Straight Outta Your BallsFather's day card Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Cellowrapped. &..

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Stronger Than You

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  We’re having sex  Because I am stronger than you 6 x 4"  / 15 ..

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Stupid Selfies

Stupid Selfies5 x 7 inches / 12 x 17cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Hairy Sausa..

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