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Actually Gay

 Roses are red  Rain clouds are grey  I suppose I should tell you  I’m actually gay 6 x 4"  / 15..

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Angry Turds

Angry Turds A reflection of life in Britain in the 21st century. Or at least that was what we were..

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Anniversary

AnniversarySentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher..

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Awful

Don\'t forget to be awful.  Demotivational range. 4 x 6\" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrappe..

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Bacon

 Bacon. A greetings card to end all greetings cards.  This is a multi-purpose card is per..

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Barely Did Kissing

An old maiden that barely did kissing Discovered what she'd been missing. When laid down on the so..

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Bastard

BastardSentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Po..

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Be Fearful

Be Fearful  Demotivational range. 4 x 6\" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrapped. Red envelope..

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Be Unkind

 Note to self, be unkind, be unkind, be unkind. Demotivational range. 4 x 6\" / 10 x 15cm / A..

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Beautiful Head

You have a beautiful head. It would look marvellous next to the others in my freezer 6 x 4"  / 15 ..

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Becoming A Bore

 I’ll fuck you  I’ll suck you  And make you a whore  Not letting me beat you  Is becoming a bore..

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Blank

BlankSentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Pott..

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Boll Ox

Boll Ox  4 x 6\" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrapped. Published by Pottymouth Cards Blank i..

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C U N T

 C U N T  4 x 6" / 10 x 15cm / A6 Cellophane wrapped. Published by Pottymouth Cards Blank inside..

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Cats Are Cunts

Cats Are Cunts Blank Inside. A6 / 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6\\\" Cellowrapped.  A PottyMouth exclusi..

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Cats Are Evil

Cats Are Evil 7 x 5  / 17.5 x 12.5cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Dea..

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Cheap Valentine Card

 Roses are red  Violets are blue  Here’s a cheap card  Now let me fuck you  6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

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Chickens Are Fowl

 Roses are red  Violets are finer  Chickens are fowl  Just like your vagina 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm ..

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Chloroform

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 6 x 4"  / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Silk range Ce..

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Chocolate Muffin

Chocolate Muffin   5 x 7" / 13 x 18cm Cellophane wrapped to increase our carbon footprint. Publi..

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