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Bacon

 Bacon. A greetings card to end all greetings cards.  This is a multi-purpose card is per..

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Bumsplats

Blank Card Printed inside:  Is it Bumsplats? 5” x 7”  /  13 x 18cm Cellophane wrap..

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Cunt Cure

There Is No Cure For Being A CuntMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside.Cello..

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Dead

DeadSentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: Potty..

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Feel Like Shit

Feel Like Shit?  Get Well Soon. 10 x 15cm / 4 x 6" Blank inside. Cellowrapped. Publisher:  Potty..

£1.69 Ex Tax: £1.69

Floss Dogbreath

Floss DogbreathMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. ..

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Get Well

Get WellSentimentemoA6 /  6 x 4 / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. Publisher: P..

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Get Well Soon

5 x 7”  /  12.5 x 14cm   Cellophane wrapped.   This card is blank inside. &..

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Get Well Soon - Lazy Sod

Get Well Soon -  You Lazy Sod Blank inside. Card opens from left to right to confuse the recipient..

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Greggnancy

Congratulations on your Greggnancy, you fat fuck.A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cello..

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Halitosis

HalitosisAah, Mr Itosis...Medical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane..

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Have You Eaten All Of The Pies?

Have You Eaten All Of The Pies?Fat, not pregnant card.A6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. ..

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Little Prick

Little PrickMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. P..

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Medical Tests

Blank Card 6” x 6”  /  15 x 15cm Cellophane wrapped. Publisher:  Redback ..

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Not A Gynaecologist

I Am Not A GynaecologistMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane w..

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Not A Proctologist

Not A ProctologistMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped..

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Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind

Oh Dear, How Sad, Never Mind Multi-purpose giant leaving / sympathy / get well / new job card A4 /..

£3.49 Ex Tax: £3.49

Pimples - Get Well

Pimples Get well .......... If possible. A poorly Meerkat covered from head to toe with weeping so..

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Sick Of Your Shit

Sick Of Your ShitMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped...

£1.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Swamp Breath

Swamp BreathMedical ProfessionA6 / 6 x 4 inches / 15 x 10cm Blank inside. Cellophane wrapped. P..

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