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Smutty Gifts stock more rude adult novelty gifts online than anyone else!

If you're looking for a rude gift for a mate, a saucy novelty gift for a partner or an offensive secret santa present you'll find it here.


Sexy Girl Toilet Brush

Sexy Girl Toilet Brush. Did the designer of this novelty toilet brush really think that this was th..

£3.99 £7.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Sexy Lips Note Pad

Sexy Lips Note Pad A pair of moist lips pout seductively from the hard cover of this note pad...

£0.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Shut Up Business Cards

Shut Up Business Cards Ten business card sized, er... business type cards printed with the words: ..

£2.29 Ex Tax: £2.29

The Original Ugly Bag

The Original Ugly Bag - Helping ugly people to have sex! Creams didn't work? Surgery too expensive?..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Trump MAGA Bumper Sticker

Trump MAGA Bumper StickerThe bumper of every leftie liberal Toyota Prius is begging for one of these..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Filthy Dirty Affair Remover

Filthy Dirty Affair RemoverScrub away the cheap scent and the brash lipstick with our patented* 'Fil..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Genital Wart Remover

Filthy Genital Wart RemoverScrub away the encrustations of genital warts around your arsehole with o..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Gusset Stain Remover

Filthy Gusset Stain RemoverScrub away the dirty filthy build up of vaginal secretions, secondhand ja..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Knob Cheese Remover

Filthy Knob Cheese RemoverScrub away the massive build up of putrid smegma with our patented* 'Filth..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Skid Mark Remover

Filthy Skid Mark RemoverScrub away the encrustations of dried shit and sticky follow throughs around..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Spunk Stain Remover

Filthy Spunk Stain RemoverScrub away the dried encrustations of dried spunk, set semen from around y..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Filthy Useless Ex Remover

Filthy Useless Ex RemoverScrub away the shame of your useless ex with our patented* 'Filthy Useless ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

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