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All Gifts

Smutty Gifts stock more rude adult novelty gifts online than anyone else!

If you're looking for a rude gift for a mate, a saucy novelty gift for a partner or an offensive secret santa present you'll find it here.

 

Japanese Pornstar Merkin

Japanese Pornstar Merkin Emulate an Asian porn star with this very bushy novelty pubic wig. Suppli..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Just Married Apron ~ Female

Just Married Apron. Only to be purchased by the brave or foolhardy as a wedding gift! Adult Sized ..

£4.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters

Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters ~ Set Of 4 Bored with baking normal biscuits? Now you can create your ..

£5.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £5.99

McMerkin

McMerkinA vaguely Scottish almost tartan Mc Merkin.Ideal for covering beefy flaps and sticky muffins..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Mermaid Apron

Mermaid Apron. Indulge some "Splash" fantasies with this mermaid apron. Adult Sized Apron. Leng..

£4.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Military Incontinence Merkin - Male

Camouflage Male Incontinence MerkinGenuine* unissued military surplus.This close cropped jungle camo..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Miss Wet T Shirt Apron

Miss Wet T Shirt Apron. This adult novelty apron will conjure up images of beer sodden holidays, ba..

£4.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Office Babe Scorecards

Office Babe Scorecards. It's sexist, it's chauvinistic, it's hilarious, it's politically incorrect...

£1.23 £5.99 Ex Tax: £1.23

Plastic Test Tube Shooters ~ Set of 6

Plastic Test Tube Shooters ~ Set of 6 ~ Stag or Hen Night Shots   Six different coloured Test..

£0.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Retro Bush Merkin

Take a trip back in time to the seventies with this bushy retro-style merkin. Go 'au naturel' immed..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Right Tit Hat

Right Tit Hat Yes, you'll look like a right tit wearing this hat!Hand knitted in Cornwall by Eastern..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Scary Clown Merkin

Scary Clown MerkinScare the shIT out of a clown hater (or coulrophobic if you want to be all correct..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Sexy Girl Sticker

Sexy Girl Sticker. I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here typing a load of waffle about a sticker...

£0.10 £0.99 Ex Tax: £0.10

Sexy Girl Toilet Brush

Sexy Girl Toilet Brush. Did the designer of this novelty toilet brush really think that this was th..

£3.99 £7.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Sexy Lips Note Pad

Sexy Lips Note Pad A pair of moist lips pout seductively from the hard cover of this note pad...

£0.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Shut Up Business Cards

Shut Up Business Cards Ten business card sized, er... business type cards printed with the words: ..

£2.29 Ex Tax: £2.29

The Original Ugly Bag

The Original Ugly Bag - Helping ugly people to have sex! Creams didn't work? Surgery too expensive?..

£1.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Trump MAGA Bumper Sticker

Trump MAGA Bumper StickerThe bumper of every leftie liberal Toyota Prius is begging for one of these..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

ARSENIC - Scented Candle

 ARSENIC - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented*..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

AWW BBZ - Scented Candle

AWW BBZ - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

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