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All Gifts

Smutty Gifts stock more rude adult novelty gifts online than anyone else!

If you're looking for a rude gift for a mate, a saucy novelty gift for a partner or an offensive secret santa present you'll find it here.

 

Ginger Minge Merkin

Flamecrotch\'s Genuine Ginger Minge Merkin A bushy and very bright orange novelty merkin in Edwardi..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Give A Shit Shopping Bag

A strong shopping bag with sequin detail & polka dot lining printed with the phrase: Amazingly e..

£1.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Heart Shaped Merkin Of Lurve

Love MerkinA handcrafted heart shaped novelty merkin contained in a large card pack.Ideal for adding..

£4.49 Ex Tax: £4.49

Hen Night Feather Garter

Hen Night Feather Garter. The bride-to-be is guaranteed to make an entrance when she wears this sex..

£0.99 £2.49 Ex Tax: £0.99

Japanese Pornstar Merkin

Japanese Pornstar Merkin Emulate an Asian porn star with this very bushy novelty pubic wig. Suppli..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Just Married Apron ~ Female

Just Married Apron. Only to be purchased by the brave or foolhardy as a wedding gift! Adult Sized ..

£4.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters

Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters ~ Set Of 4 Bored with baking normal biscuits? Now you can create your ..

£5.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £5.99

Kama Sutra Toilet Paper ~ Rude Toilet Roll

Kama Sutra Toilet Paper. Have some good clean fun with this novelty toilet roll. Each sheet is pri..

£2.25 £2.50 Ex Tax: £2.25

Lady Passion Apron

Lady Passion Apron. Re - enact the film "American Beauty" in your kitchen with this rose petal stre..

£4.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

McMerkin

McMerkinA vaguely Scottish almost tartan Mc Merkin.Ideal for covering beefy flaps and sticky muffins..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Mermaid Apron

Mermaid Apron. Indulge some "Splash" fantasies with this mermaid apron. Adult Sized Apron. Leng..

£4.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Military Incontinence Merkin - Male

Camouflage Male Incontinence MerkinGenuine* unissued military surplus.This close cropped jungle camo..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Miss Wet T Shirt Apron

Miss Wet T Shirt Apron. This adult novelty apron will conjure up images of beer sodden holidays, ba..

£4.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Office Babe Scorecards

Office Babe Scorecards. It's sexist, it's chauvinistic, it's hilarious, it's politically incorrect...

£1.23 £5.99 Ex Tax: £1.23

Pisshead Bottle Bag

Pisshead Bottle Bag A great way of wrapping a bottle of something to be given to a pisshead. It do..

£0.79 £2.50 Ex Tax: £0.79

Plastic Test Tube Shooters ~ Set of 6

Plastic Test Tube Shooters ~ Set of 6 ~ Stag or Hen Night Shots   Six different coloured Test..

£0.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Queen of Fucking Everything Teatowel

Tea Towel ~ Queen of Fucking Everything The perfect gift for the Queen of Fucking Everything in you..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Retro Bush Merkin

Take a trip back in time to the seventies with this bushy retro-style merkin. Go 'au naturel' immed..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Right Tit Hat

Right Tit Hat Yes, you'll look like a right tit wearing this hat!Hand knitted in Cornwall by Eastern..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Sexy Girl Sticker

Sexy Girl Sticker. I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here typing a load of waffle about a sticker...

£0.10 £0.99 Ex Tax: £0.10

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