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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

 Anal - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Anal BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diamet..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

 Arse - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Arse BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diamet..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

 Chocolate Starfish - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Chocolate Starfish BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1"..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

 Cock - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Cock BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diamet..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

 Miserable Old Sods - Mini Willy Warmer

 Miserable Old Sods - Mini Willy WarmerContains one grey mini willy warmer.Packed inside an A6 ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

 Porn - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Porn BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diamet..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

 Seaman Stains Mini Willy Warmer

 Seaman Stains Mini Willy WarmerContains one white and blue knitted mini willy warmer.Packed in..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

A Little Something - Mini Willy Condom

A Little Something - Mini Willy CondomContains one unrolled mini condom - NOT TO BE MISTAKEN AND USE..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign

Anti - Stress Therapy - Metal Sign. Place on a hard surface and beat head against the sign. Contin..

£1.99 £4.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Army Military Standard Issue Knitted Willy Warmer

Army Military Standard Issue Knitted Willy Warmer  ~ Adult Rude Novelty GiftPerfectly suited to..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Bad Girls - 50 Shades Door Hanger

Good girls go to heaven.  Bad girls go to Mr Grey 50 Shades of Grey Doorhanger / Door Hanger ..

£0.10 £0.50 Ex Tax: £0.10

Barely Legal Teens - I Heart Badge

 I Heart  Barely Legal Teens BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like t..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Bath Book For Her

Bath Book For Her. Girls can have some fun in the bath with this plastic covered book of black and ..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Bath Book For Him

Bath Book For Him. Enjoy soft porn, not soggy paper with this hi-tech plastic bath book. Artistic ..

£0.99 £1.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Big-Tits - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Big Tits BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm di..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Blow Jobs - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Blow Jobs BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm d..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Blue Tit Hat

Blue Tit Hat One for the bird lovers.Its a blue bobble hat, inspired by a boob and packed within a b..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Boobie / Breast Note Pad

Boobie / Breast Note Pad. Keep abreast of your paperwork with this breast shaped note pad. Makes a..

£0.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Boring - Snowflake Badge

Boring - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Bouncing Boob ~ Bouncy Ball

Bouncing Boob ~ Bouncy Ball A squishy little bouncing breast - which will appeal to just about any ..

£0.99 £2.50 Ex Tax: £0.99

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