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Secret Santa Gifts

Secret Santa Gifts.

Secret Santa Gifts & Presents - Amuse, amaze and dismay your workmates with secret santa gifts from Smutty Gifts - the home of rude adult novelty gifts

 Anal - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Anal BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diamet..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

 Arse - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Arse BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diamet..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

 Chocolate Starfish - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Chocolate Starfish BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1"..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

 Cock - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Cock BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diamet..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

 Miserable Old Sods - Mini Willy Warmer

 Miserable Old Sods - Mini Willy WarmerContains one grey mini willy warmer.Packed inside an A6 ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

 Porn - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Porn BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm diamet..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

 Seaman Stains Mini Willy Warmer

 Seaman Stains Mini Willy WarmerContains one white and blue knitted mini willy warmer.Packed in..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

A Little Something - Mini Willy Condom

A Little Something - Mini Willy CondomContains one unrolled mini condom - NOT TO BE MISTAKEN AND USE..

£2.49 Ex Tax: £2.49

Army Military Standard Issue Knitted Willy Warmer

Army Military Standard Issue Knitted Willy Warmer  ~ Adult Rude Novelty GiftPerfectly suited to..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Barely Legal Teens - I Heart Badge

 I Heart  Barely Legal Teens BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like t..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Big-Tits - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Big Tits BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm di..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Blow Jobs - I Heart Badge

 I Heart Blow Jobs BadgeThere's fuck all that you can write about a badge like this.1" / 25mm d..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Blue Tit Hat

Blue Tit Hat One for the bird lovers.Its a blue bobble hat, inspired by a boob and packed within a b..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Boring - Snowflake Badge

Boring - Snowflake BadgePerfect for the office Christmas party or a really cheap secret santa!2 1/4"..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Builders DayGlo Knitted Willy Warmer

Builders DayGlo Knitted Willy WarmerAlmost fluorescent day glo PPE protection for your head.To be wo..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Chilly Willy Knitted Willy Scarf

Chilly Willy Knitted Willy ScarfA hand knitted wool cock scarf.Packed in a festively inspired A5 siz..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

CIS HET Badge for HER

CIS HET Badge for HERCis Het - Normal, heterosexual person that identifies their gender with the con..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

CIS HET Badge for HIM

CIS HET Badge for HIMCis Het - Normal, heterosexual person that identifies their gender with the con..

£1.89 Ex Tax: £1.89

Clown Handbag Mirror (1)

Clown Handbag Mirror (1)A "button" style mirror decorated with a delightfully unfriendly clown. 3" ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

Clown Handbag Mirror (2)

Clown Handbag Mirror (2)A "button" style mirror decorated with a delightfully unfriendly clown. 3" ..

£2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

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