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Dirty Teatowel

Dirty Teatowel

  • Product Code: DIRP3
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£3.99 £2.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

A screen printed cotton teatowel bearing the words "I wish you were as dirty as this"

Men.
It takes a brave man to give his wife a teatowel as a gift....
AND it will take a very brave man to give this one!
Are you up to the job?

Women.
Get your dishes washed and shining brightly.
Simply give this teatowel to your man and hint that there might be a reward for his hard work at the kitchen sink!

Screenprinted in Cornwall exclusively for smuttygifts.com
100% cotton
19 1/2"  x  31 1/2"      50 x 80cm

 

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Lumpy Lumpy as a sackfull of door knobs.

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