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Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron

  • Product Code: CAUO21
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£12.99 £7.99 Ex Tax: £7.99

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron

Perfect for the man about the kitchen or the King of the Barbecue this screen printed apron features two extra deep pockets strategically positioned at scrotum level.

We are indebted to our model who has probably ruined what was left of his career in the RAF by appearing on this website.

 

Adult sized apron.

100% cotton.

Screen printed in Cornwall   -  Exclusive to www.smuttygifts.com

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Lumpy Lumpy as a sackfull of door knobs.

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