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Military Incontinence Merkin - Male

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£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Camouflage Male Incontinence Merkin

Genuine* unissued military surplus.
This close cropped jungle camo merkin has an absorbent backing which is more than capable of keeping urinary seepage from marking your combats.

It is self supporting, with no need for tapes or ties.

Packaged in a large A5 card

*No, it isn\'t genuine military issue as the real ones are rinsed and re-used.

** Banana shaped stunt penis not included.

A Smutty Gifts exclusive!

 

Flat
Flat Flatter than a pancakey thing.

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