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Fivaman Male Incontinence Merkin

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£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Fivaman Male Incontinence Merkin

An authentic pubic bush is backed with super absorbent vegetable sponge material which will cope with all manner of willy dribbles ranging from the few unshaken drops to an inadvertent gush when wearing button fly trousers.

It is self supporting, with no need for tapes or ties.

Packaged in a large A5 card

* Banana shaped stunt penis not included.

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