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All Gifts

Smutty Gifts stock more rude adult novelty gifts online than anyone else!

If you're looking for a rude gift for a mate, a saucy novelty gift for a partner or an offensive secret santa present you'll find it here.

 

Acrylic Bong

Acrylic Bong. A handy little plastic bong which will make a suitably embarrassing Secret Santa gift..

£1.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Adult Novelty Apron ~ I Don't Do Housework

Adult Novelty Apron ~ I Don't Do Housework On Days That End In Y In 1950's retro style this apron i..

£4.99 £11.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Adult Novelty Apron ~ If It Fits In The Toaster...

Adult Novelty Apron ~ If It Fits In The Toaster, I Can Cook It! In 1950's retro style thi..

£4.99 £11.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes!

Adult Novelty Apron ~ Oh God, I'm So Bloody Blonde Sometimes! In 1960's pop art style thi..

£4.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Blue Tit Hat

Blue Tit Hat One for the bird lovers.Its a blue bobble hat, inspired by a boob and packed within a b..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Boobie / Breast Note Pad

Boobie / Breast Note Pad. Keep abreast of your paperwork with this breast shaped note pad. Makes a..

£0.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Bum Note Pad / Notepad

Bum Note Pad / Notepad. You'll soon get to the bottom of your chores with this jotter pad. 7 ..

£0.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron Perfect for the man about the kitchen or the King of the Barbecue ..

£7.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £7.99

Chefs Hat ~ Naked Chef

Chefs Hat ~ Naked Chef A traditional style chefs hat with the printed slogan: Naked Chef.  Wil..

£1.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Dirty Teatowel

A screen printed cotton teatowel bearing the words "I wish you were as dirty as this" Men. It tak..

£2.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

East German Shot Putters Armpit Merkins

Get the East German female athlete look in an instant! A pair of authentic unshaven armpit wigs to ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Fifty Shades Of Gay Merkin

Fifty Shades Of Gay Merkin A very bushy novelty pubic wig in a rainbow of colours. A Smutty Gifts ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Fivaman Male Incontinence Merkin

Fivaman Male Incontinence MerkinAn authentic pubic bush is backed with super absorbent vegetable spo..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Floor Standing Ashtray ~ Naked Girls

Floor Standing Ashtray ~ Naked Girls. Add a certain retro style to your house/flat/digs/squat or ca..

£4.99 £14.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Gay Icon Apron

Gay Icon Apron Do you know some one who is a 'Gay Icon?' This Multi-coloured Apron is the perfec..

£4.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Gay Icon Chefs Hat

Gay Icon Chefs Hat Fancy some minced beef?  Here's a perfect chef's hat for the barbecue seaso..

£2.99 £6.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

German Armpit Merkins

Get the European look today! A pair of authentic unshaven armpit wigs to add a little German flavou..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Ginger Minge Merkin

Flamecrotch\'s Genuine Ginger Minge Merkin A bushy and very bright orange novelty merkin in Edwardi..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Give A Shit Shopping Bag

A strong shopping bag with sequin detail & polka dot lining printed with the phrase: Amazingly e..

£1.99 £5.99 Ex Tax: £1.99

Heart Shaped Merkin Of Lurve

Love MerkinA handcrafted heart shaped novelty merkin contained in a large card pack.Ideal for adding..

£4.49 Ex Tax: £4.49

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