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Smutty Gifts stock more rude adult novelty gifts online than anyone else!

If you're looking for a rude gift for a mate, a saucy novelty gift for a partner or an offensive secret santa present you'll find it here.

 

Blue Tit Hat

Blue Tit Hat One for the bird lovers.Its a blue bobble hat, inspired by a boob and packed within a b..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron

Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron Perfect for the man about the kitchen or the King of the Barbecue ..

£7.99 £12.99 Ex Tax: £7.99

Dirty Teatowel

A screen printed cotton teatowel bearing the words "I wish you were as dirty as this" Men. It tak..

£2.99 £3.99 Ex Tax: £2.99

East German Shot Putters Armpit Merkins

Get the East German female athlete look in an instant! A pair of authentic unshaven armpit wigs to ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Fifty Shades Of Gay Merkin

Fifty Shades Of Gay Merkin A very bushy novelty pubic wig in a rainbow of colours. A Smutty Gifts ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Fivaman Male Incontinence Merkin

Fivaman Male Incontinence MerkinAn authentic pubic bush is backed with super absorbent vegetable spo..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

German Armpit Merkins

Get the European look today! A pair of authentic unshaven armpit wigs to add a little German flavou..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Ginger Minge Merkin

Flamecrotch\'s Genuine Ginger Minge Merkin A bushy and very bright orange novelty merkin in Edwardi..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Heart Shaped Merkin Of Lurve

Love MerkinA handcrafted heart shaped novelty merkin contained in a large card pack.Ideal for adding..

£4.49 Ex Tax: £4.49

Japanese Pornstar Merkin

Japanese Pornstar Merkin Emulate an Asian porn star with this very bushy novelty pubic wig. Suppli..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

McMerkin

McMerkinA vaguely Scottish almost tartan Mc Merkin.Ideal for covering beefy flaps and sticky muffins..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Military Incontinence Merkin - Male

Camouflage Male Incontinence MerkinGenuine* unissued military surplus.This close cropped jungle camo..

£4.99 Ex Tax: £4.99

Retro Bush Merkin

Take a trip back in time to the seventies with this bushy retro-style merkin. Go 'au naturel' immed..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Right Tit Hat

Right Tit Hat Yes, you'll look like a right tit wearing this hat!Hand knitted in Cornwall by Eastern..

£6.99 Ex Tax: £6.99

Scary Clown Merkin

Scary Clown MerkinScare the shIT out of a clown hater (or coulrophobic if you want to be all correct..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Shut Up Business Cards

Shut Up Business Cards Ten business card sized, er... business type cards printed with the words: ..

£2.29 Ex Tax: £2.29

Trump MAGA Bumper Sticker

Trump MAGA Bumper StickerThe bumper of every leftie liberal Toyota Prius is begging for one of these..

£0.99 Ex Tax: £0.99

ARSENIC - Scented Candle

 ARSENIC - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented*..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

AWW BBZ - Scented Candle

AWW BBZ - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

AWW HUGZ - Scented Candle

AWW HUGZ - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..

£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

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