Smutty Gifts stock more rude adult novelty gifts online than anyone else!
If you're looking for a rude gift for a mate, a saucy novelty gift for a partner or an offensive secret santa present you'll find it here.
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Blue Tit Hat One for the bird lovers.Its a blue bobble hat, inspired by a boob and packed within a b..
Caution ~ May Contain Nuts Apron
Perfect for the man about the kitchen or the King of the Barbecue ..
Ex Tax: £7.99
A screen printed cotton teatowel bearing the words "I wish you were as dirty as this"
Ex Tax: £2.99
Get the East German female athlete look in an instant!
A pair of authentic unshaven armpit wigs to ..
Fifty Shades Of Gay Merkin
A very bushy novelty pubic wig in a rainbow of colours.
A Smutty Gifts ..
Fivaman Male Incontinence MerkinAn authentic pubic bush is backed with super absorbent vegetable spo..
Get the European look today!
A pair of authentic unshaven armpit wigs to add a little German flavou..
Flamecrotch\'s Genuine Ginger Minge Merkin
A bushy and very bright orange novelty merkin in Edwardi..
Love MerkinA handcrafted heart shaped novelty merkin contained in a large card pack.Ideal for adding..
Japanese Pornstar Merkin
Emulate an Asian porn star with this very bushy novelty pubic wig.
McMerkinA vaguely Scottish almost tartan Mc Merkin.Ideal for covering beefy flaps and sticky muffins..
Camouflage Male Incontinence MerkinGenuine* unissued military surplus.This close cropped jungle camo..
Right Tit Hat Yes, you'll look like a right tit wearing this hat!Hand knitted in Cornwall by Eastern..
Scary Clown MerkinScare the shIT out of a clown hater (or coulrophobic if you want to be all correct..
Shut Up Business Cards
Ten business card sized, er... business type cards printed with the words:
Trump MAGA Bumper StickerThe bumper of every leftie liberal Toyota Prius is begging for one of these..
Antifap - Anti Masturbation MittStop your stroppy teenage child from wanking excessively with this i..
ARSENIC - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented*..
AWW BBZ - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..
AWW HUGZ - Scented Chav CandleA scented candle in a glass jar.Probably vaguely vanilla scented* ..
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