There is a gift shop in a quiet village in the sunny county of Cornwall that sells cards, jewellery and gifts. This pleasant façade is just a front for the seedy naughty greetings card sellers smuttycards.com. Well, there was a shop. We only trade online now so that we don't actually have to force a smile and talk about the weather.
Smutty Cards is part of a family run business that was established in 1986. We aren’t in this for a quick buck and want you to (a) enjoy shopping with us and (b) feel safe doing so. Card payments pass through an encrypted server.
Telephone on 07870 195160 anytime, but be prepared to leave a message!
Ian Lawley-Bell / the smutmeister