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Scary Clown Gift Wrapping Paper

Scary Clown Gift Wrapping Paper

  • Product Code: PM-CLO-GW
  • Availability: In Stock
£3.99 Ex Tax: £3.99

Scary Clown Gift Wrapping Paper

It's double sided!
One side is a gender neutral, non denominational shade of yellow.
The other is covered with our scary clowns.
You have the choice of upsetting the recipient of the gift before or after they have unwrapped it!

2 sheets packed FOLDED.

50 x 80cm

Flat
Flat Flat as the flattest flat thing.

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